June '08

Dream Teams Finals
- Rick L sweeps!

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Congratulations to Big Brown for taking the second leg of the Triple Crown, winning the Preakness. Here's a remarkable video of the this achievement; the moment to watch closely occurs at the 4:40 mark of this video, if you make it that far you're in for a treat, a view-from-blimp of a horse accelerating wildly on the final turn, as if possessed, and with almost no urging, something I've never seen a horse do quite like this before. Check it out.

In other race horse news, 2002's Kentucky Derby winner, War Emblem is a dud at stud. He was sold to Japanese investors and the horse doesn't seem interested in sex. So, either he's a gay, or he doesn't like the Japanese mares. It's a mystery. They've tried everything, including Viagra (no joke), and he just isn't interested. You can take a horse to water...

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MIley Cyrus was photographed recently by famed photographer, Annie Leibowitz, and some thoughts came to mind over this controversy. I'm still not sure what I was thinking so I can't explain it properly. You can take a look and come to your own conclusions.

In lighter news, did you see Mariah Carey throw out the first pitch? This is hilarious. Check it out. I like Mariah - she gets knocked around, but she's a nice person.

Some things are too ridiculous to piss me off. Did you hear about Brad 'Gandhi' Pitt and Angelina 'mother teresa' Jolie's new house in France? It's called 'Chateau Miraval'. Yes, the house has a name. It's a 1,000 acre estate with a 3 mile long driveway. It has its own private lake; it's own forest; and it has a moat. There are 35 rooms. Chateau Miraval goes into their house collection, along with multi-million dollar homes in Germany and England. In the US they own three more homes, one in Santa Barbara, another in Malibu, and of course, let's not forget the 9 million dollar fixer-upper in New Orleans, where Brad does all his humanitarian work for the little people. Meanwhile, we'll leave Angelina in charge of doing her good work for the poor in Africa, where one of her adopted children was born. Ethiopia to be specific, where the average person spends $156 dollars per year to hopefully keep themselves alive, and where the entire country's GNP (110 million) is roughly the same as the price the Pitt/Jolie family spent on their new home in France - 70 million. You go kids! Keep up the good work.

Here's another winning moment for the rich and famous. In case you missed it, and keeping with a recent theme that may continue through the summer Olympics, Sharon Stone was recently quoted as saying the devastating earthquake in China last month was due to bad karma, or 'fate'. She said, "I'm not happy with the way the Chinese are treating the Tibetans because I don't think anyone should be unkind to anyone else. And then this earthquake and all this stuff happened, and then I thought, is that karma?" What happened, honey, is more than 50,000 people got crushed to death, and millions have been left homeless. Now I know why your husband from the SF Examiner divorced you - because you're a retard.

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Magic - this is a new short video showing a couple of unusual moves that will appeal to the magic crew. Enjoy!

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Poker - the gushot draw and a peculiar hand.

 

 
     
   

Sonia Isiand - beautiful, enjoy!

5 min.

*note, vid will take a couple minutes to load

     
       
 

Mishulan and the Traffic Woman - awesome and outrageous

4 min.